woodmeat:

jusslikebruddas:

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

damn an u how old now?

(via sophisnotofuckingkay)

moonlandingwasfaked:

gucciballs:

turnbuckle-powerbomb:

gucciballs:

loloman23:

gucciballs:

helltitty:

people that drive minivans can’t fucking park

FIRST I PARK MY VAN

THEN I FUCK MY VAN

THEN I FUCK MY VAN

THEN I FUCK MY VAN

FIRST I PARK MY VAN

I want my parents to love me

(via marstheworld)

sassycleavage:

Am I the only one who noticed that after Dan was leaning on the oven.

there were a jumpcut right after,

and then the first button of Phil’s shirt was unbuttoned. 

I can’t help but wonder wft happend

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serperoir:

marcosclopezblog:

xeppeli:

ryu1964:

prpldragonart:

dajjthespoon:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

scissorkirby:

kridtsohgniarb:

lozchic3:

licknugo:

nolanthebiggestnerd:

gastrictank:

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

goodbye small fucker

LEAVE HIM ALONE

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

Revenge is sweet.

goodbye small fucker

(via smosh)

There were these two men who both shared the horrible faith of working in a fast-food branch.

But one lived in London and the other one in Australia.

They through the internet, due that one of them sold fishing rods on eBay.

They started talking, and became close friends. So they visited each other.

They came to a conclusion that they both hated their jobs and wanted to strike of their jobs.

But on the way back one of the men died due to plain crashing.

Rage overcame the living man, he decided to take revenge and kill every living pilot in the world.

He only came to a number of 21 pilots before he got arrested.

That’s why it’s called twenty on pilots.